How to kill Hitler

How to kill Hitler

What do you need:

• ·    time machine
• ·    hand grenade XM3000
• ·    Anti-tank weapon

approximate time exposure: 5-10 min.

Step 1 Go to the website amazon.com and order

• ·         a time machine

Hint: try this one, it is cheap and works really well : http://www.amazon.com/time#machine256$5.99/specialoffer

• ·         A XM3000 hand grenade
• ·         Anti-tank weapon (you will need this for your plan B)

(Take advantage of the super-fast delivery offer as it is only 2 $ extra)

Step 2 Once amazon delivered your articles find a good undisturbed place to use your time machine.

Step 3 Enter the correct date and place into your time machine.

Step 4 Take your hand grenade and the anti-tank weapon with you and travel back in time by pressing the button “GO”.

Step 5 Examine your surrounding and look for Hitler’s bedroom.

Hint: Adolf always left one window open while sleeping

Step 6 Once you found the open window to Hitler’s bedroom, ignite the hand grenade and throw it into his bedroom

Step 7 After you hear an explosion, go into his bedroom to make sure that Adolf Hitler is really dead.

Step 8 If Adolf Hitler is still alive, use your anti-tank weapon and shoot him from up close.

                                                                  OR

           If he is dead already, do not use your anti-tank weapon.

Step 9 Go back to your time machine, enter the date and place you want to go back to and press the button “GO”

Step 10 Back home, tell everyone you killed Hitler.

By the way, if you really followed all these instructions:

Thank you for killing Hitler